Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Proper Attire Required

Fellow 350Riders--
I was very disappointed to see, from my East Coast perch, the photos of your first training ride. Particularly, the propensity towards baggy pants.  (The two all-stars to Taylor's right, please ignore this public service message.)  You're in San Francisco, for goodness sakes.  Shouldn't you all be decked out in spray-on lycra with algae-photobioreflective highlights?  

Tight pants, people!  Prevention (of crotch rot) is the best medicine.  

Take note:
Glasses and walkie optional.  

3 comments:

Lily said...

Farmer's tan required.

Adam said...

Is that a Cannondale T700? 8?

Rafael said...

Are your wearing a singlet??!

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